Exterminate! Speculate!

The week between The Stolen Earth and Journey’s End produced a huge amount of rumour and speculation. The names I heard being suggested for the next Doctor are as follows…:

Robert Carlyle, James McEvoy, James Nesbitt, Anthony Head, Alan Davies, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry, Johnny Depp, Ewen McGregor, Jason Statham, Richard Coyle, Alan Rickman, Paul Bettany, Richard E. Grant, John Simm, James Purefoy, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Robson Green (?!), David Morrisey, David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Hugh Laurie, James Marsters, Lenny Henry, Patterson Joseph, Ade Edmonson, Richard Armitage, Dylan Moran, Kris Marshall…

Oh this is pointless. It will go on forever. And DT is here for Christmas and the 3 specials next year at least. So why bother talking ourselves into a frenzy now?

I’d like to discount a few though. Some are obvious – like Jason Statham for a starter (this is Doctor Who, not a Guy Ritchie film – you actually need to be able to act). The people who suggest him on forums want him to make the Doctor a gun-wielding action hero. Well, then, he wouldn’t be the Doctor… If you want that, watch Ultimate Force – Doctor Who isn’t your kind of show…

Johnny Depp, James McEvoy, Ewen McGregor and Alan Rickman (as lovely as they would be, this is small fry).

Robson Green and Jimmy Carr (I won’t even bother with a reason).

Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry, Ade Edmonson and David Mitchell (all would potentially be great – but I think they’d have difficulty being seen as anyone but themselves in a fancy time machine).

Oh, and someone (you know who you are, pillock) on the Telegraph website suggested Roger Delgado (for a “wicked twist”). I don’t know which element of that is more wicked – the original Master becoming the doctor, or the excavation and reanimation of Roger Delgado’s body…

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  1. I wouldn’t mind Alan Rickman being a Doctor, but (as you said) is a long shot. I remember seeing a magazine article about Johnny Depp being the Doctor in a Doctor Who Movie and RTD’s reaction to this rumour. Let’s just say that RTD’s reaction said it all (which contained much swearing and a definate “no”)

    On the Mighty Boosh 3 publicity, they were talking about Julian Barrat being a Doctor as well. I think this could work (the first Doctor with a moustache) but would be hard to bring in a comedy actor and expect people to take him seriously when he is facing Daleks and the like.

    Anyway, for now the Doctor is chosen and I hope Matt Smith sticks around for a long time.

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