In which we make noises like guinea pigs, create a surprising new French dessert, decorate a cake in an unorthodox way and thwart some evil doppelgängers.

“It’s a wonderful idea. The Doctor stops running is a wonderful idea.” In which we wonder why daleks can’t shoot straight, bring Christmas to July, invent new kinds of cybermen & experiment with Scottish accents. Reviews: The Time of the Doctor Air Date: 25th December 2013 Song: “It’s Time (of the Doctor)” based on “It’s Time” by Imagine Dragons Additional notes: This was the first …

“This is a Doctor who doesn’t really care if people like him.” In which promises are broken, monster encounters are simulated and the Doctor orders a pepperoni pizza. Reviews: Deep Breath Air Date: 23rd August 2014 Song: “Brand New Face” based on “Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj Additional notes: Sigma wasn’t actually in Texas during his segments. He was in Chicago. This is why he mentions …

“Talk to the plunger coz the eyestalk ain’t listening…” In which daleks find various things incredibly beautiful, we reference a minor character in a niche sitcom and mercifully no-one attempts a Scottish accent. Reviews: Into the Dalek Air Date: 30th August 2014 Song: “A Dalek Called Rusty” based on “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits Additional notes: What of the absent Ood Sigma? He was actually …

“He had a bouquet of quivering fronds…” In which everything is a spaceship, Robin Hood is a fox and Jeremy Clarkson gets hit in the face during a sketch. Reviews: Robot of Sherwood Air Date: 6th September 2014 Song: “Ood-e-lally” based on “Oo-De-Lally” by Roger Miller Additional notes: We recorded this during the week that “Robot of Sherwood” went out and then promptly forgot …

“This is like the Sharon Stone’s crotch of monsters…” In which we help listeners to stalk us, discuss childhood trauma and pooing into a sieve and Chris Alpha is incredulous about the prospect of a female master (ha)! Reviews: Listen Air Date: 13th September 2014 Song: “Listen” based on “Real Love” by John Lennon Additional notes: This is the first episode after Chris Sigma returned …

“It was a bit like Sean Connery trying to do an American accent through an electrified sock…” In which we dive into hazelnut syrup,  mash circuit boards into our faces and both accents and clones get murdered. Reviews: Time Heist Air Date: 20th September 2014 Song: “Spoon Forehead” based on “Goldfinger” by Shirley Bassey Additional notes: This episode was recorded in the present …