The Ood Cast S06E07 – Space Hustle

“It was a bit like Sean Connery trying to do an American accent through an electrified sock…” In which we dive into hazelnut syrup,  mash circuit boards into our faces and both accents and clones get murdered. Reviews: Time Heist Air Date: 20th September 2014 Song: “Spoon Forehead” based on “Goldfinger” by Shirley Bassey Additional notes: This episode was recorded in the present …

The Ood Cast S06E06 – Plastic Army

“This is like the Sharon Stone’s crotch of monsters…” In which we help listeners to stalk us, discuss childhood trauma and pooing into a sieve and Chris Alpha is incredulous about the prospect of a female master (ha)! Reviews: Listen Air Date: 13th September 2014 Song: “Listen” based on “Real Love” by John Lennon Additional notes: This is the first episode after Chris Sigma returned …

The Ood Cast S06E05 – Ood-e-lally

“He had a bouquet of quivering fronds…” In which everything is a spaceship, Robin Hood is a fox and Jeremy Clarkson gets hit in the face during a sketch. Reviews: Robot of Sherwood Air Date: 6th September 2014 Song: “Ood-e-lally” based on “Oo-De-Lally” by Roger Miller Additional notes: We recorded this during the week that “Robot of Sherwood” went out and then promptly forgot …

The Ood Cast S06E04 – Star Trek Into Dalek

“Talk to the plunger coz the eyestalk ain’t listening…” In which daleks find various things incredibly beautiful, we reference a minor character in a niche sitcom and mercifully no-one attempts a Scottish accent. Reviews: Into the Dalek Air Date: 30th August 2014 Song: “A Dalek Called Rusty” based on “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits Additional notes: What of the absent Ood Sigma? He was actually …

The Ood Cast S06E03 – À Bout de Souffle

“This is a Doctor who doesn’t really care if people like him.” In which promises are broken, monster encounters are simulated and the Doctor orders a pepperoni pizza. Reviews: Deep Breath Air Date: 23rd August 2014 Song: “Brand New Face” based on “Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj Additional notes: Sigma wasn’t actually in Texas during his segments. He was in Chicago. This is why he mentions …

The Ood Cast S06E02 – Time Gentleman, Please

“It’s a wonderful idea. The Doctor stops running is a wonderful idea.” In which we wonder why daleks can’t shoot straight, bring Christmas to July, invent new kinds of cybermen & experiment with Scottish accents. Reviews: The Time of the Doctor Air Date: 25th December 2013 Song: “It’s Time (of the Doctor)” based on “It’s Time” by Imagine Dragons Additional notes: This was the first …

The Ood Cast Extra – In The Whoop!

In which we eat a chocolate K9, steal some tinsel from the BBC, tape oven gloves to Steven Moffat’s hands & do a dance with Zoe Ball (really).

The Ood Cast S05E18 – Life’s Too Silver

“We have to get the thrip-wibble to modulate the tharack bar.” In which we broadcast in glorious stereo, a cyber pig gets locked in a cupboard of shame, there is a terrible flute solo and we check ourselves before we wreck ourselves. Reviews: Nightmare in Silver Air Date: 16th May 2013 Additional notes: Guest star Warwick Davis has been in more SF films …

The Ood Cast S05E17 – Red Dead Redemption

“It was like Batman with old people.” In which we feel pity for baby kangaroos, hit people with chairs, varnish stuff with syrup & end up red-faced. Reviews: The Crimson Horror Air Date: 9th May 2013 Additional notes: Two sketches this week had to be completely re-done because Sigma used the laptop’s internal microphone to record them by mistake. The Northern gentleman in …

The Ood Cast S05E16 – Rag & Bone

“Overall I enjoyed it … as I would a drawer of cables.” In which we find our centre, taste Afghanistan, debate transcendental architecture and it is, to all intents and purposes, Zombie Time. Reviews: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS Air Date: 2nd May 2013 Additional notes: The talented chap who provides our theme song this week was one of the brilliant …

The Ood Cast S05E15 – Seek

“It’s a thing in a thing in a thing…” In which we hear several crooked love stories, the TARDIS has a hissy fit, Sigma tries to mug himself and problems are solved with a flying head butt… Reviews: Hide Air Date: 25th April 2013 Additional notes: Immediately preceding the recording of this episode the Ood Cast consumed an entire Thorntons Easter egg that …

I Love the 80s

The Ood Cast S05E14 – I Love the 80s

“The Ice Warriors are a double threat, if they could dance they’d be a triple threat…” In which there is much electronica and hippity-hopping, a mammoth foetus, broken bones and broken promises and a lovely pickle. Reviews: Cold War Air Date: 18th April 2013 Additional notes: This entire episode was recorded with all the Oods sitting crossed legged on the floor beside a …

The Rings of Akhaten

The Ood Cast S05E13 – Here Comes the Sun

“When I saw my wife, I was so aroused I vomited up a fruit salad!” In which there is fried food, a series of cute robots, bendy fingers, classical reminiscing and a small child eating a pear. Reviews: The Rings of Akhaten Air Date: 11th April 2013 Additional notes: During this week the Sigmas have escaped London and  travelled to all three countries …

The Ood Cast S05E12 – Sharda

“Monks are cool!” In which there is plain chant, booty shaking, souls lost in binary prisons and a two year old steals the show. Reviews: The Bells of Saint John Air Date: 2nd April 2013 Additional notes: The music in this episode spans some 500 years. The day of release was exactly 5 years after the Ood Cast published their …