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The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe Nature needs saving, only mothers need apply. Family comes first. Asylum of the Daleks A shameful secret is the trap that heals their wounds. He is forgotten. Dinosaurs on a Spaceship Black marketeer nicks ancient space ark to sell on. Gets booming profit. A Town Called Mercy Anger [...]
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A Christmas Carol Spaceship could be saved, but grumpy chap won’t do it. ‘Til he’s shown his past. The Impossible Astronaut Doctor dies, friends mute, creepy voice bothers Nixon. Unlikely spaceman… Day of the Moon Forgotten Silence defeated by their own voice. No moonwalk though. Shame. Curse of the Black Spot High jinx on high [...]
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The Eleventh Doctor A raggedy dream. Quick to temper and concern, A throwback in tweed. The Eleventh Hour Shed crushed, duckpond jumped, Toothy snake escapes from jail. Guards don’t like shouting. The Beast Below Humankind escape fate by torturing a nice whale. Turns out not to mind. Victory of the Daleks Disguised as squaddies, They [...]
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The Next Doctor Tin pot child catchers beaten by their own big plans. More planning needed. Planet of the Dead Wait ages, then get threatened by swarm of metal bug things. Typical. The Waters of Mars Pioneers wet selves as virus destroys their base. Victory is false. The End of Time (Part 1) Ood warnings [...]
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Voyage of the Damned Jolly Christmas jaunt spoilt by mad head-in-a-box. Hosts not angelic. Partners in Crime Creepy breeding plan brings him another cockney. Nanny’s not immune. The Fires of Pompeii Roman East End is cover for fiery monsters. Survivors’ house gods. Planet of the Ood Creatures forced to serve potential owners their drinks. They [...]
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The Runaway Bride Girl meets boy; boy is stolen by giant spider. Same old story, right? Smith and Jones Goth rhinos search moon for blood-sucking pensioner. He treats his saviour. The Shakespeare Code Witches brew trouble using the bard’s famous words. Improv spoils their plan. Gridlock Future traffic jams will be livened by huge crabs. [...]
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The Tenth Doctor Tormented live wire, electric and infectious. Not quite last in line. The Christmas Invasion Tea revives Time Lord, and blood controls some humans. Satsuma surprise. New Earth Suspicious felines nurse a face and hide a hide. Body unstolen. Tooth and Claw Highland ninjas pounce and werewolf confused by jewel. One is not [...]
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The Ninth Doctor Leather-clad fighter from Gallifrey’s northern side. Child-like, but with scars. Rose Cockney shop girl runs, northern Time Lord stops dummies. Opposites destroy. The End of the World Flat-pack sabotage is surgery fundraiser. Earth’s demise is missed. The Unquiet Dead Gas-powered welsh ghosts pester a famous author. Torchwood’s seeded here. The Aliens of [...]
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Regeneration (VII) Botched operation removes need for panama. On with the frock coat. The Eighth Doctor From shoeless John Doe to half-human glass-dodger in just ninety mins. The TV Movie Master wants his lives, threatens earth’s destruction but looks into his eye. Regeneration (VIII) Another gun shot? Perhaps Time War exhaustion? Who knows… but, he’s [...]
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Battlefield Knights and Merlin’s call bring Brig back from retirement. Silver shooter saves. Ghost Light Past haunts the present. Aliens plan Queen Vic’s death, but evolve too soon. The Curse of Fenric Wartime inside job spoilt by sea monster’s attack. Ace’s future found. Survival Cats have a planet! Master’s escape plan falls flat: Doctor turns [...]
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