The Ood Cast

The Ninth Doctor
Leather-clad fighter
from Gallifrey’s northern side.
Child-like, but with scars.

Rose
Cockney shop girl runs,
northern Time Lord stops dummies.
Opposites destroy.

The End of the World
Flat-pack sabotage
is surgery fundraiser.
Earth’s demise is missed.

The Unquiet Dead
Gas-powered welsh ghosts
pester a famous author.
Torchwood’s seeded here.

The Aliens of London
Flying pig rings bells
as leaders unzip their plans.
Shocking cliffhanger.

World War Three
Slitheen are pickled
as PM’s pad is destroyed.
Fire sale ads cancelled.

Dalek
Underground remains
revive to touch and evolves.
Hates self and destructs.

The Long Game
A real TV hell
run by an angry ceiling.
Heated floors a lapse.

Father’s Day
Wedding day ruined
by a selfish paradox.
He dies in their arms.

The Empty Child
Police call box called,
masks added to human form.
They’ve lost their mummies.

The Doctor Dances
Brash conman rumbled,
embrace removes signs of plague.
Everybody lives!

Boom Town
Slitheen becomes mayor,
then flouts a few planning laws.
Surf trip goes awry.

Bad Wolf
Humans unseeing,
robot game shows masking threat.
Daleks make their move.

The Parting of the Ways
Mad on human genes,
old foes fall foul of cockney.
A kiss seals their fate.

Regeneration (IX)
Energy blazes,
new teeth populate his grin.
Bed rest is needed.

Regeneration (VII)
Botched operation
removes need for panama.
On with the frock coat.

The Eighth Doctor
From shoeless John Doe
to half-human glass-dodger
in just ninety mins.

The TV Movie
Master wants his lives,
threatens earth’s destruction but
looks into his eye.

Regeneration (VIII)
Another gun shot?
Perhaps Time War exhaustion?
Who knows… but, he’s gone…

Nine Empty Years
He has to come back –
nothing quite fills the gap left.
Blue lights keep shining.

Battlefield
Knights and Merlin’s call
bring Brig back from retirement.
Silver shooter saves.

Ghost Light
Past haunts the present.
Aliens plan Queen Vic’s death,
but evolve too soon.

The Curse of Fenric
Wartime inside job
spoilt by sea monster’s attack.
Ace’s future found.

Survival
Cats have a planet!
Master’s escape plan falls flat:
Doctor turns down fight.

Remembrance of the Daleks
Familiar ground,
as Davros goes back to school.
Beating handed out.

The Happiness Patrol
Joyfulness enforced,
sticky end awaits the caught.
Doctor sings the blues.

Silver Nemesis
Unlikely foes brawl
with living statue the prize.
No one quite knows why.

The Greatest Show In The Galaxy
Psychic circus nicked
to keep fun-starved gods happy.
Hippies get it back.

Regeneration (VI)
Doctor in Distress.
No, nothing to see here folks,
except a bad wig…

The Seventh Doctor
Dark, eccentric clown,
as cunning with spoons as schemes.
Both Doc and Prof. Ace!

Time and the Rani
Huge brain pools knowledge
for plan to control the past.
Death delays enough.

Paradise Towers
Architect controls
and machines evict locals.
Swimming trip cancelled.

Delta and the Bannermen
Space tourists see Wales,
heir kept from bounty hunter.
Queen bags mechanic.

Dragonfire
“Dragon” holds the key.
Kane is able - flies for home,
which isn’t there. Melts.

The Trial of a Timelord

I: The Mysterious Planet
Trial begins when
robot ruler is decieved.
Secret booty burns.

II: Mindwarp
Slug-sponsored mind swap
means Peri is in danger.
Time Lords sanction halt.

III: Terror of the Vervoids
Defence begins with
little spaceship of horrors.
Mutiny stopped too.

IV: The Ultimate Foe
He convicts himself,
but saves justice just in time.
Revolt kept on ice.

Attack of the Cybermen
Future-proofing foes
thwarted by cold reception.
It’s complicated.

Vengeance on Varos
Shady mining talks
make TV ratings killing.
Reptile strikes a deal.

Mark of the Rani
Luddite uprising
caused by search for sleeping pills.
Left to ancient fate.

The Two Doctors
Siesta with spuds.
Hairy experiment fails,
Time Lord genes unfound.

Timelash
Mad tyrant wants to
re-make his population.
Tunnel vision fails.

Revelation of the Daleks
Davros breaks food chain.
Doctor pays his respects while
in-fighting wrecks plan.

Haitus!
The Doctor slips back
while arguments rumble on.
Tales are time wasted.

Warriors of the Deep
Sea base is betrayed,
reptiles join myrky forces.
Gas leak ends attack.

The Awakening
Battles linked through times
to charge up walled war machine.
Killed through its servant.

Frontios
Bugs use human parts
to build mining contraptions.
Take the brains away.

Resurrection of the Daleks
Complex plans are doomed
when clone presses self-destruct.
Tegan’s had enough.

Planet of Fire
Remote control traps,
while mini-foe reunites.
Master has hot bath.

The Caves of Androzani
Deformed drug baron
saves them one death but not two.
Queen bat’s milk for one.

Regeneration (V)
Youthful side fades out
and curls return with temper.
Who did she expect?

The Sixth Doctor
Not blessed with patience,
but burns with righteous anger.
No fashion sense though.

The Twin Dilemma
Two boffins kidnapped
to distribute huge slug eggs.
Renewal ends race.

Arc of Infinity
Omega returns
to become a new Doctor.
Dutch holiday spoilt.

Snakedance
Tegan used to steal
Mara’s hidden origins.
Stillness shifts venom.

Mawdryn Undead
Treacherous schoolboys
and life-stealing mutants mean
one too many brigs.

Terminus
Stuck fast to plague ship,
reclusive beast is the cure.
Time starts with fuel dump.

Enlightenment
Round planet yacht race
spoilt by tricks of Nurse Gladys.
Turlough claims the prize.

The King’s Demons
Robot King John and
anagram hide the Master.
Past is still intact.

Special: The Five Doctors
Contestants time scooped,
a game of death is begun.
Fate is set in stone.

The Fifth Doctor
Cricketing Time Lord,
Veg-sporting, dashing ex-vet.
Brave heart, Doctor. Hmm?

Castrovalva
Post-traumatic stress
leads them into Master’s trap.
He regrets free will.

Four to Doomsday
Complex plunder is
wannabe creator’s plan.
Poisonous throw spoils.

Kinda
Sleepy possession.
Human-hating snakey thing
trapped by reflection.

The Visitation
Android scares locals
while monsters make super plague.
They don’t last on fire.

Black Orchid
Country house murders
Doctor almost framed for them.
Mad chap in attic.

Earthshock
Metal army hide,
while others plot their downfall.
End of dinosaurs.

Time Flight
Conchord vanishes,
Master plots in pyramid.
Back the way they came.